My Issue With “Girl Gamers”

Hi guys, Jamie here. Now, I have no issues with girls that play games. That’s fine, more power to you and all that, I don’t care if you’re good or bad because I’ve had many a boy drag my team down on CoD so it really doesn’t affect me how you play.

What I have an issue with are Girl Gamers. Gamers that insist, and I mean really fucking insist, that because they’re girls that play games, this makes them special. Now, I’m just throwing this out there, but if I’m going out with a girl, I don’t give 2 shakes of a dick if she has a 2K/D or not. Lord knows if I did I wouldn’t have gone out with any of the girls I have. Heck, I’d probably never have had a girlfriend because every girl I know that has told me how good her K/D is on shooting games has pissed me off so much I’ve had to drop kick her into on-coming traffic.

I play games a lot, A LOT, and I don’t care if you’re a girl or a guy that plays games too, but playing games doesn’t make you special and it’s not something to brag about or feel impressive for. Learn to be a god damn rocket scientist and maybe, MAYBE, I’ll be like “Holy shit! That girl is a rocket scientist!” but I’m never going to say “Holy shit! That girl has basic motor-skills and a decent reaction time on videogames!”

Praise should earned through legitimate merit, not having a vagina and an Xbox. You aren’t special, there are thousands of girls that play videogames and don’t feel the need to scream it from the rooftops and you shouldn’t feel the need to do the same via your gamertag, twitter name, youtube account or tumblr.

Best wishes,


Adam’s Introduction

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Jamie’s Introduction

Hi Guys, Jamie here. The half videogame lover, half Youtube genius and half sex god of the duo….that’s too many halves… Videogame lover and Youtube genius it is then! (You can find me at btw.)

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I feel that’s enough talking for now, hope to see you soon and as always, have a good’un!